Bwahahahaha!

The amazing thing about being just two weeks old is that even though I can't steadily hold my head up for very long or roll over or even make long distance phone calls, I am still in complete control of this household. I squeak, they jump. The pacifier is my scepter; the dirty diaper, my weapon of choice. Bwahaha! Haha! HaHA!!!

All your base are belong to us!