New Secret Identity

First (and foremost) he is the Marvelous Bean. These embarassing things happen when you spend most of the day swaddled to your nostrils.

Next he revealed his fearsome aspect, Mister Grumpy. Mister Grumpy has a mean left hook and can go from pink to purple in the blink of an eye.

This morning we met Mister Squeaky. If he's not eating, sleeping, pooping, or crying, then he's probably squeaking. What do these squeaks mean? Well, if I told you, then Mister Grumpy might have to kill you. Secrets of the universe and all.

Ah but I must go now. The Marvelous Bean informs me that I am late for our lunch date...